Thursday, October 19, 2006

A: part 1-A (section 1-A)

Now that his Wayneliness, the Emperor has put our dear friend Clyde on Notice, that leaves only two more bloggers; myself and James; who have not be notice'd.

Now a while back folks I promised you an onionmax issue of summertime proportions. Well long story short I didn't dat dangly didly do it. Y? Y Knot.

Well truth be told I did mean to get around to it for a while... then I kinda forgot about it.. But here's the good news, chum-peens, I havent decided NOT to do it! Yes that's right, the fifth issue of the ever growing onionmax collection will be arriving on your computer screen just in time for my NEXT POST I promise, pinky swear, blood brother, Ugandan head explode, swear!

Moving on..

I was debating whether or not I should make my own on notice board to counter the ones that Wayne and Clyde have made but then I thought it'd look stupid if we all did one. But I do have something else in store... Introducing Nagykin Skywalker's Called Out!

You've been getting a free ride for too long, Ed O'Neil!

Favourite recent thing I've said that I actually remember: "They conflict so much that it made some kid in Uganda's head explode"

Edit: Hilarious

Saturday, October 14, 2006

What is beer and what is not beer?

So I've been hearing on the radio that canadians are tending to switch to light beer as their main source of drunkenness or lack thereof. Well that's just the most unpatriotic thing I've ever heard. 'light' beer? Why not just skip beer altogether? Have a glass of juice, lightweight, because you're DD-ing us all home. Us real canadians who are subsisting on real booze.

If you would indulge me I have created a graph to this effect:

As you can see very clearly see from this graph (or not so clearly you may have squint a little) Pauly Shore is only manly enough to drink a beer like miller light. Which as I've been told is as such:

Miller Light has an Alcoholic content that is either less than or equal to your standard glass of water. Anyways as you can see from the graph Pauly Shore is less manly than Sean Bean who is less manly than Maddox. Therefore Maddox would prefer a Dark, thick, loaf of bread in a glass Guinness beer and Sean Bean would like a nice wholesome Molson Canadian.

So you may be wondering what my point is... um.. don't be like Pauly Shore. Light beer? No. Coolers? *chick-chick BOOM* Be a man. Drink real man beer. I'm looking at you, wayne.